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Thursday, 13 August 2015

18 Things All Clumsy Girls Can Relate To

Nothing ever runs smoothly when you're around; from spilling stuff to falling over, your clumsy nature can be a tad annoying at times!

1. Going out for food can be worry- you're guaranteed to always spill something down your top.

2. Everything you touch seems to break.

3. Hence why you're never trusted with anything fragile.

4. You can't remember a time when you didn't have a cracked phone screen.

5. White is banned from your wardrobe.

6. Tomato sauce, brown sauce, mustard, anything with a colour really is just attracted to you, and somehow always finds a way onto your clothes. 

7. Random objects appear out of nowhere just for you to trip over.

8. Wearing a skirt or a dress is also sometimes off limits due to the 232894 bruises you have from falling.

9. Make up can be a bit of struggle- seriously how do people not poke their eye out with the mascara wand?!!

10. Sports is another tricky one due to your lack of co-ordination skills.

11. Heels. HA HA HA HA HA. Don't even start.

12. Cooking without burning down the whole house is a massive achievement for us.

13. Trying to look cool and sexy while taking a drink. Yup, just not gonna happen.

14. A dramatic hair flip could easily result in a trip to the emergency room.

15. Attempting to dance can be a dangerous task.

16. Constantly being the one to ruin all good group photos. Seriously, why am I making that weird face?!

17. Your body is your own worst enemy. You know that link between your brain and body where it tells you how to move and when to do it? Nup, not got one.

18. The best part is though that you totally own your clumsy nature and your friends are always guaranteed a good laugh when you're around!

Eve xo

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