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Friday, 7 October 2016

Pretty 52 | 14 Things Only Wine Lovers Understand

There are endless reasons why wine is amazing: It's perfect for date night, girls' night out, and helps you relax at the end of a stressful day.

Let's be honest, we've all been known to have a lil Prosecco on a Friday night (It is the weekend after all!) but would you call yourself a true wine lover?

1.  You never know when a glass of wine will be needed, so you’re ALWAYS prepared. - There will always be a few bottles lurking in your fridge.

2. You find it hilarious when you're out for dinner and the server asks you 'small' or 'large' glass. - HA! Always large. Always.

3. Your favourite weekend activity is staying in with your pjs on and a bottle of wine. - PERFECTION.

4.  You wish that wine was just as fattening as it was. - You could have a vodka and diet lemonade instead, but it just doesn't cut it. Wine, why must you be so fattening??

5. When it comes to 'types' you're really not that fussy. - You have your favourite kinds, but you'd never discriminate against the others.

6. A glass of wine always taste better when drinking with friends who are also fellow wine lovers. - In extra large glasses of course.

7. Sometimes though, and you hate to admit it, the headaches aren't worth it. - Why are wine hangovers always 100x worse *sad face*

8. When people say they don't like wine, you instantly know you'll never be friends. - What kind of person/creature/alien are you?!

9. You feel classy drinking it. - Even if the bottle did one cost you £6...

10. It also makes you the worst most sociable person. - When you're drinking wine though you just can't seem to shut up.

11. Wine o'clock is your favourite part of the day. - Hey, it's five o'clock somewhere!

12. You still try to convince others that wine does actually have its health benefits. - It's made from grapes guys, 'cmon.

13. You consider cheese and wine as one of the main food groups. - Really, what is one without the other?

14.  The way to your heart is wine. - Screw flowers, never mind chocolate. Give me a Pinot any day!

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